Sniper
11:03 Thu Oct 9
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Some people are lovely
Others are just cunts
There's nothing you can do to change the latter into the former
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Hammer and Pickle
10:56 Thu Oct 9
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Leave the DWELLER alone.
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Off The Shin
10:50 Thu Oct 9
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I love the smell of a strangers armpit in the morning
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Nurse Ratched
10:41 Thu Oct 9
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...or personal hygiene.
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Monk~koknee
10:18 Thu Oct 9
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Bus travellers aren't normally so particular about their appearance.
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BRANDED
10:18 Thu Oct 9
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Never have a piss immediately after cutting red chillies.
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ironsofcanada
10:18 Thu Oct 9
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Never eat yellow snow.
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Off The Shin
10:14 Thu Oct 9
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Good advice swiss
Similarly, Monday morning I was rushing to get my shirt ironed and get on the bus.
Once done I put it on, looked in the mirror and part of the collar was a right state ffs...so I had the choice of taking the shirt off and do it properly or try to finish the collar with the shirt on.
I now have a nasty burn mark on my neck. Got the bus tho
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Mr Polite
9:58 Thu Oct 9
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Oh and anyone that's wears a watch on their right wrist deserves to be stabbed in the eye and have their finger nails pulled off and made to wear wooly gloves
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Swiss.
9:57 Thu Oct 9
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As i found out last week, never iron a shirt whilst naked.
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Mr Polite
9:55 Thu Oct 9
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Just be nice to everyone - it makes them AND you a happier person.
Politeness costs nothing and makes others AND you happier
Don't look for ways to be offended, it'll make others AND you happier
Care about others happiness - it will make others AND you happier
When dealing with people remember they are likely to be going through different problems in their lives, cut them some slack, it will make them happier AND you.
Rember that strangers are humans too and have feelings. It will make them Happier AND you
Smile at people, people you know and strangers. It will make them happier AND you.
Just be nice you cunts - it's not difficult and it will make others happier .... AND you!
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defjam
9:37 Thu Oct 9
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Before I do anything, ask WHO for advice!
Thank you please!
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side effect
9:30 Thu Oct 9
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Dont believe them when they say I do
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worm
8:34 Thu Oct 9
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The kindness of strangers can be incredible.
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diehardhammer
8:10 Thu Oct 9
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Share them Ronald
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Monk~koknee
6:06 Thu Oct 9
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Avoid long term financial and emotional commitments until you 100% sure that you are ready.
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aldgate
4:50 Thu Oct 9
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if you happen to win at online poker/blackjack
always empty your account before your next drinking session
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Ronald_antly
2:32 Thu Oct 9
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In the last few years I've come to realise a lot of important life lessons.
Unfortunately it's too late for me to make any use of them.
Unless someone owns a time machine I can borrow.
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Enoch Nutter
2:04 Thu Oct 9
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Never ever force a fart.
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HairyHammer
1:29 Thu Oct 9
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Give every human being a chance, do not judge anyone before you meet them, and never lend a substantial amount of money to family even if it is your brother because it will end in tears.
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Mickey Rat
1:24 Thu Oct 9
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Things are rarely as bad (or good) as they first seem!
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